We are located in the coolest part of Hades and we will give you a very warm welcome if you are ever in the neighbourhood.

Hell is desperately short of reliable telephone engineers (the Other Place snaps them up so quickly) and we’ve lost count of the days wasted, sitting here waiting for our HotLine service to be connected.

Whenever we ask the Telco Customer Service Rep for a definite appointment, they just snigger and say ‘when Hell freezes over, mate!’

Ha, bloody, ha. They forget that we will see them down here – sooner or later.

In the meantime, you can use this form to contact us, or to tell us about things we should be writing about:

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